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FUNNY BIRTHDAY CARDS

It's important to have a good old laugh on your birthday, so make sure you're sending a hilarious card this year to friends and family.

From brutal takedowns about age and hair loss to animal-based comedy, we've sourced birthday cards from a range of well-known designers, including Modern Icons, Twin Pines and Paul Gandhi to keep the lols rolling in.

You Wanna Piece Of Me Birthday Card You Wanna Piece Of Me Birthday Card
£2.95
In stock
Cake is always a delicious treat on your birthday, even if it's this grumpy chap. Blank inside for your own message, this birthday card is designed by Hello Lucky and is printed on to 100% recycled card right here in the UK. A6 in size, it's accompanied by a recycled brown kraft envelope.
Magnificent Bastard Birthday Card Magnificent Bastard Birthday Card
£2.65
Out of stock
Get straight to the point with this tongue-in-cheek card designed by Twin Pines. Blank inside for your own message, this birthday card is printed on to 100% recycled card right here in the UK. A6 in size, it's accompanied by a recycled brown kraft envelope.
365 Days Birthday Card 365 Days Birthday Card
£2.65
In stock
Designed by the enigmatic Paul Gandhi, this birthday card is guaranteed to raise either a chuckle of hilarity or horror from whomever receives it. With a little tongue-in-cheek humour and a simple illustration, this A6 card is blank inside for your own message and is accompanied by a brown kraft envelope.
Alan Partridge Illustrated Modern Icons Birthday Card Alan Partridge Illustrated Modern Icons Birthday Card
£2.45
In stock
From the Modern Icons range by Cath Tate, this funny birthday card is blank inside for you to add your own hilarious message. Measuring approximately 12cm x 17cm, this humorous Alan Partridge birthday card comes with a white envelope - ahaaa!
Alive For A Period Of Time Card Alive For A Period Of Time Card
£3.25
In stock
If you prefer to keep your greetings straight to the point, this birthday card from Deadpan Cards is perfect for your vibe. With a minimalist approach to message and design, this card comes with a brown envelope for maximum perfunctoriness. Inside reads "happy birthday". Card measures 12.5cm x 17.5cm.
Another Year Older Birthday Card Another Year Older Birthday Card
£2.65
In stock
Featuring artwork from Crackerjack, this hilarious card is blank inside, making it perfect for birthdays, thank yous or just to send a note to a friend to say hi. Measuring 18cm x 13cm, a white envelope is also included.
Another Year With Hair Birthday Card Another Year With Hair Birthday Card
£2.95
In stock
Another year with hair - make the most of it! This birthday card is designed by Hello Lucky and is printed on to 100% recycled card right here in the UK. A6 in size, it's accompanied by a recycled brown kraft envelope.
Arbitary Milestone Birthday Card Arbitary Milestone Birthday Card
£3.25
Out of stock
If you prefer to keep your greetings straight to the point, this birthday card from Deadpan Cards is perfect for your vibe. With a minimalist approach to message and design, this card comes with a brown envelope for maximum perfunctoriness. Inside reads "happy birthday". Card measures 12.5cm x 17.5cm.
Birthday Pie Chart Card Birthday Pie Chart Card
£2.85
In stock
From the Mindfulmess range, this hilarious pie chart shows your friend or loved one just how much fun you're going to have on their big birthday night out! Measuring 17.3cm x 16.7cm, this funny birthday card is blank inside for your own message and is accompanied by a white envelope.
Birthday Presents Card Birthday Presents Card
£2.85
In stock
Whether you're sending a note to a friend, birthday wishes to a loved one or just want to raise a smile, this card from Truth Facts will do the trick. Featuring some funny and yet painfully truthful facts, this card is printed on materials from sustainable sources and measures 17.3cm x 16.7cm. Blank inside for your own message.
Botox Puppy Birthday Card Botox Puppy Birthday Card
£2.65
In stock
Published by Cardmix. Height 180mm and width 130mm.
Busy Schedule Cat Birthday Card Busy Schedule Cat Birthday Card
£2.75
In stock
Take some time out of your busy schedule to wish your friend a happy birthday with this unique card. From artist Gemma Correll, this birthday card features one of her trademark witty illustrations. Blank inside for your own message, this card measures 14.8cm x 14.8cm and is accompanied by a white envelope.
Cake Knife Birthday Card Cake Knife Birthday Card
£2.65
Out of stock
Send a hilarious birthday greeting this time, with this witty illustrated card by Safely Endangered. Blank inside for your own message, this art card is printed on to 100% recycled card right here in the UK. 14.8cm x 14.8cm in size, it's accompanied by a recycled brown kraft envelope.
Choose Your Gift From The Dog Birthday Card Choose Your Gift From The Dog Birthday Card
£2.75
Out of stock
This funny birthday card is printed on FSC-certified 350gsm card by Paper Plane in their studio based in Rutland, England's smallest county. From the Designed By Dog range, this hilarious card is made to be sent from the dog to wish his best friend a happy birthday. It's the perfect birthday card to give to dog lovers and owners! They can even choose which gift they'd like to receive - a head pat,…
David Attenborough Illustrated Modern Icons Birthday Card David Attenborough Illustrated Modern Icons Birthday Card
£2.45
Out of stock
From the Modern Icons range by Cath Tate, this funny birthday card is blank inside for you to add your own hilarious message. Measuring approximately 12cm x 17cm, this humorous David Attenborough birthday card comes with a white envelope and is perfect to send to the rare species in your life!
David Bowie Illustrated Modern Icons Birthday Card David Bowie Illustrated Modern Icons Birthday Card
£2.45
Out of stock
From the Modern Icons range by Cath Tate, this funny birthday card is blank inside for you to add your own hilarious message. Measuring approximately 12cm x 17cm, this humorous David Bowie birthday card comes with a white envelope - perfect for Bowie fans.
Dead Mice From The Cat Birthday Card Dead Mice From The Cat Birthday Card
£2.75
Out of stock
This funny birthday card is printed on FSC-certified 350gsm card by Paper Plane in their studio based in Rutland, England's smallest county. From the Love From The Cat range, this hilarious card is made to be sent from the cat to wish his best friend a happy birthday. It's the perfect birthday card to give to cat lovers and owners! Hope you like dead mice! Measuring 12.2cm x 17cm, this birthday ca…
Dont Keep Things Bottled Up Gin Birthday Card Dont Keep Things Bottled Up Gin Birthday Card
£2.85
Out of stock
Measuring 18cm x 13cm, this gin themed birthday card features glamourous gold foil details to wish your pal happy birthday in style. The message inside reads "Happy Birthday" and a white envelope is included.
Eat This From The Dog Birthday Card Eat This From The Dog Birthday Card
£2.75
Out of stock
This funny birthday card is printed on FSC-certified 350gsm card by Paper Plane in their studio based in Rutland, England's smallest county. From the Designed By Dog range, this hilarious card is made to be sent from the dog to wish his best friend a happy birthday. It's the perfect birthday card to give to dog lovers and owners! Be careful though, this card can prove delicious to four-legged frie…
Eat Your Fucking Cake Card Eat Your Fucking Cake Card
£2.65
In stock
Designed by the enigmatic Paul Gandhi, this birthday card is guaranteed to raise either a chuckle of hilarity or horror from whomever receives it. With a little tongue-in-cheek humour and a simple illustration, this A6 card is blank inside for your own message and is accompanied by a brown kraft envelope.
Folded Piece Of Birthday Card Folded Piece Of Birthday Card
£2.65
In stock
Get straight to the point with this tongue-in-cheek birthday card designed by Twin Pines. Blank inside for your own message, this birthday card is printed on to 100% recycled card right here in the UK. A6 in size, it's accompanied by a recycled brown kraft envelope.
Getting On A Bit Birthday Card Getting On A Bit Birthday Card
£2.85
In stock
Featuring artwork from Mindfulmess, this hilarious card is blank inside, making it perfect for birthdays, thank yous or just to send a note to a friend to say hi. Measuring 16.7cm x 17.3cm, a grey envelope is also included.
Grayson Perry Illustrated Modern Icons Birthday Card Grayson Perry Illustrated Modern Icons Birthday Card
£2.45
Out of stock
From the Modern Icons range by Cath Tate, this funny birthday card is blank inside for you to add your own hilarious message. Measuring approximately 12cm x 17cm, this humorous Grayson Perry birthday card comes with a white envelope - the perfect card for the work of art in your life!
Grey Hare Birthday Card Grey Hare Birthday Card
£2.65
In stock
Whether you're sending a note to a friend, birthday wishes to a loved one or just want to raise a smile, this card from Crackerjack will do the trick. Featuring a delightfully silly double act, this card is printed on materials from sustainable sources and measures 13cm x 18cm. Blank inside for your own message.
Growing Sense Of Inadequacy Birthday Card Growing Sense Of Inadequacy Birthday Card
£3.25
In stock
If you prefer to keep your greetings straight to the point, this birthday card from Deadpan Cards is perfect for your vibe. With a minimalist approach to message and design, this card comes with a brown envelope for maximum perfunctoriness. Inside reads "happy birthday". Card measures 12.5cm x 17.5cm.
Happy Birthday From The Dog Card Happy Birthday From The Dog Card
£2.75
Out of stock
This funny birthday card is printed on FSC-certified 350gsm card by Paper Plane in their studio based in Rutland, England's smallest county. From the Designed By Dog range, this hilarious card is made to be sent from the dog to wish his best friend a happy birthday. It's the perfect birthday card to give to dog lovers and owners! It's even written in dog language - woof woof woof is dog for happy…
Happy Birthday Fuckwit Card Happy Birthday Fuckwit Card
£2.65
In stock
Designed by the enigmatic Paul Gandhi, this birthday card is guaranteed to raise either a chuckle of hilarity or horror from whomever receives it. With a little tongue-in-cheek humour and a simple illustration, this A6 card is blank inside for your own message and is accompanied by a brown kraft envelope.
Happy Umpteenth Birthday Card Happy Umpteenth Birthday Card
£2.75
Out of stock
This funny birthday card is printed on FSC-certified 350gsm card by Paper Plane in their studio based in Rutland, England's smallest county. Measuring 12.2cm x 17cm, this hilarious birthday card comes with a neon envelope and is blank inside for your own message. Perfect for when you've lost count of just how old they are!
Head To-Ma-Toes Birthday Card Head To-Ma-Toes Birthday Card
£2.30
In stock
This pun-tastic card is perfect for sending on birthdays to a friend or loved one who likes to laugh! This hugely-popular card is perfect for gardening fans as well as fans of terrible jokes, and blank inside for your own witty words. Card measures 13cm x 17.5cm and is accompanied by a brown kraft envelope.
History Notes Charles Darwin Birthday Card History Notes Charles Darwin Birthday Card
£2.45
Out of stock
From the History Notes range by Cath Tate, these cards are both educational and witty, making them ideal to send to wish a friend happy birthday or just to say hello. Depicting a historical figure on the front, the back cover of the card features a brief biography of the notable person. Here's big Charles Darwin letting the birthday boy or girl know that they haven't aged - they've evolved. Blank…
History Notes Einstein Birthday Card History Notes Einstein Birthday Card
£2.45
In stock
From the History Notes range by Cath Tate, these cards are both educational and witty, making them ideal to send to wish a friend happy birthday or just to say hello. Depicting a historical figure on the front, the back cover of the card features a brief biography of the notable person. Here's Einstein to wish you a relatively happy birthday - he's funny AND brainy. Blank inside for your own messa…
Is It Your Birthday? Card Is It Your Birthday? Card
£2.65
In stock
Bring some humour to your birthday greetings with this witty card from Lucilla Lavender. Measuring 15.5cm x 15.5cm, this card is blank inside for your own message and comes with a stylish light grey envelope.
Jarvis Cocker Illustrated Modern Icons Birthday Card Jarvis Cocker Illustrated Modern Icons Birthday Card
£2.45
Out of stock
From the Modern Icons range by Cath Tate, this funny birthday card is blank inside for you to add your own hilarious message. Measuring approximately 12cm x 17cm, this humorous Jarvis Cocker birthday card comes with a white envelope - the perfect card for Britpop fans!
Kate Bush Illustrated Modern Icons Birthday Card Kate Bush Illustrated Modern Icons Birthday Card
£2.45
Out of stock
From the Modern Icons range by Cath Tate, this funny birthday card is blank inside for you to add your own hilarious message. Measuring approximately 12cm x 17cm, this humorous Kate Bush birthday card comes with a white envelope - the perfect card for anyone who's running up that hill but not over it yet!
Lick The Envelope From The Cat Birthday Card Lick The Envelope From The Cat Birthday Card
£2.75
Out of stock
This funny birthday card is printed on FSC-certified 350gsm card by Paper Plane in their studio based in Rutland, England's smallest county. From the Love From The Cat range, this hilarious card is made to be sent from the cat to wish his best friend a happy birthday. It's the perfect birthday card to give to cat lovers and owners! Just don't think too much about where they've been licking before…
Lives Draining Away Card Lives Draining Away Card
£3.25
In stock
If you prefer to keep your greetings straight to the point, this birthday card from Deadpan Cards is perfect for your vibe. With a minimalist approach to message and design, this card comes with a brown envelope for maximum perfunctoriness.Inside reads "happy birthday". Card measures 12.5cm x 17.5cm.
Lockdown Pasta Birthday Card Lockdown Pasta Birthday Card
£3.00
Out of stock
2020 will forever be remembered as the year of lockdown birthdays! This card by Scottish illustrator Claire Barclay is perfect to match a quarantine birthday. Blank inside, this funny illustrated card is accompanied by a kraft brown envelope and is A6 size.
Madonna Illustrated Modern Icons Birthday Card Madonna Illustrated Modern Icons Birthday Card
£2.45
Out of stock
From the Modern Icons range by Cath Tate, this funny birthday card is blank inside for you to add your own hilarious message. Measuring approximately 12cm x 17cm, this humorous Madonna birthday card comes with a white envelope - the perfect card for the Material Girl in your life!
Marie Antoinette Let Us Eat Birthday Cake Card Marie Antoinette Let Us Eat Birthday Cake Card
£2.45
In stock
From the History Notes range by Cath Tate, these cards are both educational and witty, making them ideal to send to wish a friend happy birthday or just to say hello. Depicting a historical figure on the front, the back cover of the card features a brief biography of the notable person. Marie Antoinette pops up here to wish you a happy birthday and of course, she's brought cake to eat. Blank insid…
More Cake Mate? Birthday Card More Cake Mate? Birthday Card
£2.65
In stock
Whether you're sending a note to a friend, birthday wishes to a loved one or just want to raise a smile, this card from Crackerjack will do the trick. Featuring a delightfully silly double act, this card is printed on materials from sustainable sources and measures 13cm x 18cm. Blank inside for your own message.
Never Having Another Birthday Card Never Having Another Birthday Card
£2.65
In stock
Bring some humour to your birthday greetings with this witty card from Lucilla Lavender. Measuring 15.5cm x 15.5cm, this card is blank inside for your own message.
Prince Illustrated Modern Icons Birthday Card Prince Illustrated Modern Icons Birthday Card
£2.45
Out of stock
From the Modern Icons range by Cath Tate, this funny birthday card is blank inside for you to add your own hilarious message. Measuring approximately 12cm x 17cm, this humorous Prince birthday card comes with a white envelope - the perfect card for anyone ready to party like it's 1999!
Rainbow FUCK Enamel Pin Birthday Card Rainbow FUCK Enamel Pin Birthday Card
£4.50
In stock
Oh fuck! How is it your birthday again already?! That came around quick! This funny birthday card doubles up as a gift, as the rainbow fuck is an enamel pin badge! Printed on FSC board, this A6 card is produced from sustainable forests and is blank inside for your own message.  A brown kraft envelope is provided to make this an easy way to send a birthday card with a little extra added gift all in…
Robert Burns Night Birthday Card Robert Burns Night Birthday Card
£2.45
In stock
From the History Notes range by Cath Tate, these cards are both educational and witty, making them ideal to send to wish a friend happy birthday or just to say hello. Depicting a historical figure on the front, the back cover of the card features a brief biography of the notable person. Here's Scottish bard Robert Burns to wish a happy birthday and remind us that his night is the best night. Blank…
RuPaul Illustrated Modern Icons Birthday Card RuPaul Illustrated Modern Icons Birthday Card
£2.45
In stock
Shantay, you SLAY! From the Modern Icons range by Cath Tate, this funny birthday card is blank inside for you to add your own hilarious message. Measuring approximately 12cm x 17cm, this humorous RuPaul birthday card comes with a white envelope - the perfect card for any Drag Race fans ready to sashay away!
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