Best Friend I Haven't Alienated Funny Card
Deadpan CardsIf you can't think of something nice to say, say something factually accurate - that's the Deadpan Cards motto and this card really fits that bill perfectly.
With a minimalist approach to message and design, this witty card from Deadpan Cards comes with a brown envelope for maximum perfunctoriness.
Blank inside for your own hilarious message, this minimalist card measures 12.5cm x 17.5cm and is suitable for birthdays or just to say hi.