Can You Start Sleeping Please 1st Birthday CardDeadpan Cards
Even though babies clearly can't read, getting them to sleep soundly is worth just about every desperate measure in the book, including pleading with them through the medium of a first birthday card.
With a minimalist approach to message and design, this Deadpan birthday card comes with a brown envelope for maximum perfunctoriness.
Inside reads "happy birthday". Card measures 12.5cm x 17.5cm.